I wasn't impressed with this product initially, but after instantly getting laid 20 times in a row after using random pick-up lines from this collab, my penis has since reconsidered.
I give this 5 stars out of 5. A solid masterpiece, just like my ever-stiff, thunderous erection.
Like seriously, it just won't go down anymore! I think I may have a medical emergency in my near future with an erection like this.
Thanks Seymour and friends. You're the bestest!